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npr:

jtotheizzoe:

Have a radiator? Why not have a Thermosaurus?

Yes.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOVE POKES!

STOP IT.

LOVE POKES! DUH NUH NAH!

STOP IT.

LOOOOVE POOOOKES! YEAH!

STOP. IT.

PO-KING YOU WITH LOVE! IN THE LEG!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KNOCK IT OFF!

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… I’M SORRY I YELLED.

POKEY POKEY LOVE POKES! POKE ATTACK! WOOOO!

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thefluffingtonpost:

SURVEY: 68% of Puppies Are Bored at Work

A new survey out from the Department of Labor suggests that a little more than two-thirds of puppies are bored to tears at their jobs.

“Most of the puppies surveyed felt they were underemployed or mis-employed,” says Ronald Wills, a DoL spokesperson. “Puppies are just better at guarding things or digging. They’re not going to be that excited about spreadsheets.”

Haus von Meltrick, submitted by Ada Ospina.

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nevver:

King of the Lemurs

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nevver:

Calvin and Hobbes

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nevver:

iOS ‘86

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soupsoup:

Has an infographic ever made your eyes water up? This one might.

Congrats, Drake and Stacy.

Click here for full size.

washingtonpoststyle:

On Valentines Day in 1884, Teddy Roosevelt’s wife and mother died within hours of each other. This was his diary entry for that Thursday.

via LettersOfNote by way of Gene Weingarten.

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